Posts by MC RubberMallet

I had some mice. I saw one on my stove. I walked up, and said "Hey, you don't pay rent. You don't belong here. I would appreciate it if you departed my place of residence."

I was stern, but kind.

He grabbed his homies and I watched them walk into the sunset...

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Scriptural Attendance

by NeverKnew in

i'm watching a jw who is running himself into the ground.. before his last meeting, he sounded really agitated about his life's schedule.

all i could think of was how the wts was in his way.

2 service meetings a week (one where a presentation of some sort may have to be given).

MC RubberMallet

Something like "Jesus said where two or three are gathered in my name, I am with them. I saw two people reading the bible in Starbucks and discussing it. Is Jesus with them?"

Then SHUT UP. Your goal isn't to beat him back with FACTS. It is to make a tiny crack in his armor, so that he can THINK rather than use his JW-ROBOT responses.

Think of a few additional examples that are completely innocent like this.

I tried that. If he's a "good witness", he will look that up in WT Library. They will point him to articles that claims Jesus was speaking about Judicial committees. I am serious too.

Before asking questions, look up the answer FIRST, know how he will respond, so you can get in his mind and let it marinade.

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Please read this and help if you can...

by diana netherton in

jw
friends

hi everyone..i received this email from amy, a coworker of mine, and i cannot stop crying.

i actually have met thiswoman at one of her premier parties.

i can vouch for everything that is said...to lose your motherand all of your children in one tragedy is awful.please, if you want to make any donation, email me your details and i will provide you with an address tomail checks.

MC RubberMallet

Wow! She has to look up to see rock bottom. So terrible...

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WT QUOTE: The Authoritarian Governing Body

by Darth Rutherford in

here is another priceless quote from the watchtower:.

review some of the ways paul appealed to the consciences of those he served.

he sought neither prominence, praise nor power over them.

MC RubberMallet

Good one!

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When You Were Sitting During The Meetings What Were You Really Thinkng About?

by minimus in

jw
friends

i used to listen to all the stupid comments and wonder if i could sneak out of there and scram!

even after i resigned as an elder, i went for a while and eventually began missing more and more meetings.

but while i was there, i'd listen to comments, chuckle to myself how dumb it all was and then go home with the knowledge that my days were numbered there..

MC RubberMallet

Theo Sed

I have OCD. I actually counted anything and everything. No lie. Sadly, I remembered a lot of it.

Like, how many red shirts comparing middle, left, and right aisle? *2 weeks later* Dang! That sister wore the same red shirt 3 Sundays in a row!!!

Also,

I would make video game strategies in my head.

If each aisle got into a fight, which would win (based on who sat in each aisle)?

If I went to prison during GT, who should I make sure I am not seen with so we won't be placed together?

How can that double-living sister/brother give such good comments?

If this bro and this sis had babies, what would they look like?

*Once I got older*

Why is everyone so depressed looking? I am going to give that bro/sis a hug after the meeting...

CO visit coming up? Watch Bro. Secretary ask my time for 3 months ago...

Here's the worst:

*Speaker: Now lets invite-*

Me (thinking): Please don't say my name! I checked the board, didn't I? Did I check next weeks by mistake? Am I sure? I did get a talk slip, could time have passed so fast? Well, I'm glad I skimmed the material. Worst case scenario, when I bomb, I'll use the excuse I studied to participate, not to give the talk.

*Speaker: ...MC RubberMallet to the stage for this 20 minute service meeting part!*

Me: Damn! Ight, man up. The friends are just as confused as you are. Is my fly open? Do I have a doo doo stain showing in the back of my pants? Did it get through my jacket too? Remember, long pauses. They kill time. And add effect or whatever. Don't trip going up the stairs! Jehovah, work with me here! I promise to be prepared next time if you help me! Amen. Game time!

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